You're kinda cheesy, but you're also fun. You're definitely not sweet, but people can always depend on you. Also, you're better than the goldfish from Etta's.
You like to get the job done without too many frills. You're probably into exercise and being healthy, and your ideal saturday morning would be spent on a hike or run, not lying in your bed hungover. Admirable, just don't make us go with you.
You know that the best things in life aren't free. Sometimes you need to shell out to get what you want, and what you want is a cold pop tart from the vending machine. You may be a bit overpriced, but everybody wants you sometimes.
You're a classic. That MKTO song was about you. You don't need all of those fancy things like caramel and peanuts and nougat. You know that keeping it simple is sometimes the best, but adding color never hurt anyone.
You are the worst