Are you one of 11 children?
Do you believe in the healing power of prayer and not care if others think you are insane?
Bishop Dubourg
Principia
Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Are you now or plan to be the mayor?
Are your parents terrified of letting you out in the city?
St. Mary's
Do you think you're the shit anyway?
Are your parents willing to pay the equivalent of a Toyota Prius every year to send you to school?
Westminster Christian School
Lutheran North/South
Are you empowered (interpreted by guys as hot)?
Rosati-Kain
Christian Brothers College
Block Yeshiva
Does your household contain a staff?
Did you grow up in the city?
Nerinx Hall
Are you holy (interpreted by God as hot)?
Bayless
Whitfield
Vianney
University City
Saint Louis University High School
Do you fancy yourself like Max Fischer in Rushmore?
Parkway Central
Ladue
Immaculate Conception
Did you start drinking at 14?
De Smet
Saint Louis Priory
Fox
Thomas Jefferson
Metro
Do you believe in peace, love and the power of your own personal mantra, which you received from your own personal guru?
Do you want to live forever? Or at least sing and dance forever?
Villa Duchesne
Visitation Academy
Could you get into John Burroughs?
Do your parents care more about historic preservation than they do about your education?
Do you have plans to join the Navy?
Do you mind being educated by felons?
Crossroads College Prep
Central Visual and Performing Arts
Are you good at football or basketball?
Are your parents planning to move to St. Charles?
Riverview Gardens
Does your daddy own lawyers?
MICDS
John Burroughs
Did your parents do drugs?
Cleveland Junior Naval Academy
Clayton
University City
Ladue
Kirkwood
Webster Groves
Choose Your Parkway
Normandy
Do you drive a muscle car? (Or would you if you had a car of your own?)
St. Louis Public Schools (Sorry, you're stuck!)
Choose your suburban school
Do you party in the woods?
McCluer
Choose Your Hazelwood
Hancock
Oakville
Mehlville
Marquette
Lafayette